Announcements:

• You already know this, but all pages now display suitable versions if Javascript is disabled. Rock on, freedom fighter! (Though I encourage you to look over my Javascript yourself. Consider it open-source; that may be enough to overcome your reservations).
• I have a button. It's terrible (I naïvely drew it at native 88x31 size), but please, do whatever you'd like with it. I won't be changing the link, so further improvements will be reflected on your site—though of course you can download the current version and host it yourself.

• I've started a collection of others' buttons and the like. If you want something of yours to be included here, just let me know. Here they are:

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Misc:



Edited to reflect: once again cookie-free! I think. Please let me know.

Anyway:

I'm currently working through my pages, so I apologize for any technical problems (I use the inbuilt editor). I also apologize for the lack of content here, on my homepage of all places: the one place people will see the most of, land on, and use to judge my entire site. I'll try to get around to it, but I'm probably one of the world's worst self-introducers (is that a thing?). I say that less as an excuse and more as a warning! Until then, please browse to your heart's content.

For the real ones who remember when this page just had a scrawl of h1 text...

Hello, this is your captain speaking. Not only is the ship sinking, but it has already sunk; and not only has it already sunk, but we are indeed all dead; and not only are we now in hell, but we have become hell itself; and not only is hell us, but everything else too; and by such a union we are not only cursed, but free; and all this is not only a farce, but a blessing; and I'm not only being taken away by security, but I will be forced to medicate; and what I've said will affect not only your experience on this cruise, but my professional credibility.

My man just can't catch a break...